The Most Amazing Product Ever! How can it only be $4.99?

I want to tell you about an amazing product that we found. It was so amazing, that it inspired the initiation of our grooveking.com news blog.

Just this past Saturday, I happened to be going by Toys R Us, and wondered what type of toys there were in there. Do not even start with me! I know you are wondering why would I be going to Toys R Us. I mean, I had been there so long ago that I almost forgot what it was like to be a kid in Toys R Us.

I was walking down this isle and I saw the most amazing product: The Body Groovz Super Starz Karaoke Dance Mat and Competition Machine. I nearly passed out when I saw all of the features of this product:

-Ultra High Tech Touch Sensitive Dance Mat (UHTTSDM)
-Two Karaoke ready microphones with built in echo and tempo control
-Additional cable for competition linking of two units
-State-of-the-art 7.5 volt AC adapter
-Patented Simply Connect© One Cable TV Connector
-Old School Nintendo-Like Cartridge Song Sampler

If you were to walk into Radio Shack TOMORROW, you wouldn't even find a not-so-high-tech 7.5 Volt AC adapter for less than $10. Make that $16.99. I checked! Go to radioshack.com if you don't believe me! But guess what? This freakin off-the-wall Body Groovz Super Starz Karaoke Dance Mat and Competition Machine with all the bells and whistles was only $5. Holy S&@#! Make that $4.99 and keep the penny!

I am sure that you have heard the phrase, "You pay for what you get." But this time, I paid for what I got, but I got a whole lot more! When I opened the box, I pulled out the ultra shiny Ultra high-tech Touch Sensitive Dance Mat (UHTTSDM), attached the patented Simply Connect© One Cable TV Connector, plugged in the state-of-the-art 7.5 volt AC adapter, attached the two super-controler microphones with echo feature,and clicked the on screen.
Sometimes crappier is better. And when I say crappy, I mean 8 bit old school Nintendo graphics crappy. As you can see on the screen, the graphics sucked! This made the product TWICE as cool! Make that 3.14X10^23 times as cool! Who wants Halo quality graphics for an interactive dance mat/karaoke machine. I want traditional crappy karaoke graphics with loud horrific, oversaturated colors and silly synthesized songs to dance to. Just for kicks I tried out the echo effect on the microphones. I sounded like I was in a 6 foot tin can....Amazing!!
I clicked on the dance mode and selected easy, because, I wanted to rock the house with my mad dancing skillz. When I clicked on the next screen to pick the song I was to dance to, I was shocked to find a selection of over 6 songs including:

-Baby One More Time
-I Want it That Way
-Larger Than Life
-It's Gonna Be Me
-I Believe I Can Fly
-And a whole lot more chart toppers from 2000 that I can't remember off-hand

Let me just say, I cranked on that thing for over an hour and probably burned off over 30 calories! The best part of it was that the songs were crappy synthesized versions of the songs which allowed me to reach peak jack-ass-dom as a flipped on on the dance mat. Overall, I give this product a 11 out of 10!

I can get into all of the intricacies of my mad skillz, but all I have to say is this:Just try to beat my high score of 8300. I will competition link my Body Groovz Super Starz Karaoke Dance Mat and Competition Machine to your Body Groovz Super Starz Karaoke Dance Mat and Competition Machine and whoop you a new one.

To all you suckas out there who think you are going to get your hands on one of these, you are sadly mistaken. I plan to travel the country, make that the world, to gobble up every last Body Groovz Super Starz Karaoke Dance Mat and Competition Machine so you will have to go through ME to get one! Be on the lookout for these things going for nearly $6.00 on eBay. Till next time. Come visit the rest of our site at www.grooveking.com for the coolest tee shirts on this side of Texas. This is Groovemaster, signing off.